Windows wide open, cuddled under a blanket, and Jake fast asleep next to me. I could do this every single day of my life.
if this post gets 500,000 notes, i’ll start a revolution in france
will you liveblog it
yes
will it be a musical?
les miserables 2: not enough of us died last time
(via therewill-belight)
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
(via tohavelovedlostandfound)
omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me
and yelled
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL
no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face
UPDATE:
he came back in and said “annie you okay?”
(via taytaybcraycray)
money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
(Source: an-egg, via thesillysorostitute)
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
(via 622west14thstreet)
These could potentially save your life.
Not like i’m gonna ever need this but yeah.. just to be sure…
Woah I’ve been doing it all wrong omg
Tumblr basically teaches me everything now
